Ummm why isn’t one of my favorite 90s movies Susie Q on DVD?! Here are 5 reasons I demand a Susie Q DVD release:
1. Every word Shelley Long says is pure gold.
2. The dorky little sister is so disgusting and annoying that it’s hilarious to picture that thing being birthed by Shelley Long’s character.
3. I kind of had a crush on the main character—clearly it was because of his beauty mark.
4. Amy Jo Johnson is not playing the Pink Ranger.
5. SHELLEY FUCKING LONG.
