Still alive—and ready to dance!  I don’t watch Dancing With the Stars, but Kirstie Alley and Wendy Williams make for a good reason to start.  I’ll hope for some kind of Cristal Connors/Nomi Malone Showgirls-esque dance-off.

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Addams Family Values (1993)

Ummm why isn’t one of my favorite 90s movies Susie Q on DVD?!  Here are 5 reasons I demand a Susie Q DVD release:

1. Every word Shelley Long says is pure gold.

2. The dorky little sister is so disgusting and annoying that it’s hilarious to picture that thing being birthed by Shelley Long’s character.

3. I kind of had a crush on the main character—clearly it was because of his beauty mark.

4. Amy Jo Johnson is not playing the Pink Ranger.

5. SHELLEY FUCKING LONG.

(Source: eatyourdinner)

I don’t care for Gob.

I can’t look at a picture of Roseanne without humming her show’s theme song and hearing her laugh in my head.

Ah, young love.

When I was 6 I fell in love with Joan Cusack and her amazing voice while watching The Addams Family Values.

“Move it! MOVE OUT OF THE WAYYY!”